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Welsome to my new blog, \’poker, poker and more poker\’. No points for working out the theme of the blog. Firstly I have a few questions for you the reader to answer before you continue. Just to make sure that you are fit to read this blog. I don\’t want my wisdom to be wasted on someone who thinks a straight beats a flush!! Answers are at the bottom (cheaters should be ashamed and feel like they have taken candy from a baby. )

1. Which poker player has won the most WSOP bracelets?

2. What pair has the nickname the snowmen?

3. Which poker player has the nickname \’the great dame\’?

4. Which hand is favourite to win on this flop Kd Js 3d, Ad Jd and Ks 10s?

5. What came first the chicken or the egg?

Answered all correctly, good, then you are ready to read my blog. However I will be testing your poker knowledge some time in the future, so be afraid be very afraid. And my money\’s on the egg. Now let\’s begin, the first section will be my views on the latest poker news. I will call this \’Donk news\’.

Donk News

Firstly I would like to congratulate Schulyar Twaddle for having such an amusing name, oh and winning some small tournament can\’t really rermember. But what a name, I think he deserves an applause just cause well a funny name is a funny name. Now serioulsy congratualtions to him for winning $500,000 at Borgata.

Next the great big beast of poker tournaments is approaching, the one and only WSOP. Like a seriel killer about to go on a rampage, it is about to pummel us with gruelling hours and a bad beat on the money bubble. Ah the magic. However seeing as I am only 18 and have no live tournament experience, I am not exactly losing any sleep. My friends all say only 3 more years to go, but frankly with my drinking I don\’t expect to live that long. It is about time a brit won the big one, that is the deuce to seven lowball event. Trust me in 2 years time it will be the game of choice and no one will rermember no limit holdem. I have started playing 12 a day of lowball in preparation.. No seriously it has been too long. And with our only british hopes on four gays from hendon who have a campest guy side bet, I don\’t fancy are chances. They have a seperate womens event they should start an only gay event, although if you want an event like that then just go to france any day of the year.

The next section is called \’Slap a poker player\’. Basically I try and criticise a successful poker player about anything and everything. It is there fault for being more successful and better poker players than me, now I can get some revenge. I think for my first pro it has to be everyone\’s favourite Phile hellmuth.

1. Phil Hellmuth aka cry baby susie

2. 88 pocket eights

3. Gus Hanson

4. Ad Jd

5. Ah the great riddle of our time, if you want a definite answer then ask your local priest.